Anyone Else Feel Queasy? Jersey Shore's 'The Situation' Peddles Protein Vodka

The guido dilemma: drink vodka, or drink a protein shake? Thanks to The Situation, you don't have to choose anymore.

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is touring the country and hitting up casinos to promote Devotion Vodka. Why choose the "Jersey Shore" star, who is nicknamed for his abs, to promote this particular alcohol? Devotion contains casein, a kind of protein derived from cows that is found in a number of popular protein drinks.

Protein and 80-proof vodka in one: it's the party animal/bodybuilder's dream come true!

Sitch will be landing in casinos in Atlantic City and Las Vegas to fist pump and promote Devotion...basically, he'll be partying a lot. The poor guy. The first stop for Sorrentino is the Nightclub & Bar Convention and Trade Show in Vegas on Monday, March 7th. Celebuzz is having a contest, the winner of which will get the VIP treatment and get to party with The Situation himself.

Or, if you live in Bucks County, PA, then you can see Sitch at Parx Casino on April 1st. Just be sure not to get pranked.

The best part?

Local Public Safety Director Fred Harran, who was not warned of the appearance, got a little clever when making a statement: "We were not advised of the situation with the Situation."